Aliens!

Umm, I found an alien in my backyard. Is anyone missing one?

It replies to "Bob" and "Bob". I was bored, so I tried to teach it pig latin. He got as far as "Ow-hay are-way ou-yay" and then its head turned purple and it started to writhe in agony. I then healed it by feeding it Spam. It thanked me, and then began to disinegrate my front porch. I tould him to stop, but he misinturpreted me and instead began to destroy earth. Now, destroying earth is not a nice thing to do when you first meet a guy. So I decided to send my army of half-mutant hamsters on him. It was a heroic battle, but in the end the hamsters won, as they always do(strong little buggers!) I then stole Bob's spacecraft and began to use it for my own demented purposes. Don't ask what they are, I don't know myself.

As I flew away, the engine died, and I had to replace it with my pair of toenail clippers, which made it twice as fast and three times as smelly. Then I flew home and wrote this blog. And now I am done. How snooglephres.

The End of the End is Nigh!

All these days, I have worried. All these hours, I have waited. But now... now our impending doom's impending doom is sure! Like all true beleivers know, cheese is the basis of common life. Without cheese, we would die out. But it has become clear to me that in the year 2054, the earth's cheese supply would be WIPED OUT by a killer freak virus, codenamed Genghis Kahn. Genghis Kahn was made when scientist accidentally mixed together baking soda and vinigar. It caused an explosion that wiped out the lab crew and broke the bottles that contained the Seven Deadly Diseases. These diseases infused with each other, creating the supervirus Genghis Khan. I have been worrying for years, but now I see a light. In this year, I have studied anti-virusry and found a cure for the deadly virus. I launched it in a satelite and had it sprayed over the earth. Genghis Khan will never exist! Of coure, the cost of the cure was so much, I had to take it from the national security fund. But who will notice?

New(s)!

I hav't been on blogger for a while, but i'm baak! I set up this blog for people that are weird like me to post stuff! Some other guys may be joining soon!

Snooglephres!