The End of the End is Nigh!

All these days, I have worried. All these hours, I have waited. But now... now our impending doom's impending doom is sure! Like all true beleivers know, cheese is the basis of common life. Without cheese, we would die out. But it has become clear to me that in the year 2054, the earth's cheese supply would be WIPED OUT by a killer freak virus, codenamed Genghis Kahn. Genghis Kahn was made when scientist accidentally mixed together baking soda and vinigar. It caused an explosion that wiped out the lab crew and broke the bottles that contained the Seven Deadly Diseases. These diseases infused with each other, creating the supervirus Genghis Khan. I have been worrying for years, but now I see a light. In this year, I have studied anti-virusry and found a cure for the deadly virus. I launched it in a satelite and had it sprayed over the earth. Genghis Khan will never exist! Of coure, the cost of the cure was so much, I had to take it from the national security fund. But who will notice?